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Nightmare Scenario, posted May 17, 2008 at 09:24 PM

ClintonMakers.gifMy ultimate nightmare: Clinton finally concedes the primary race for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States, and instead becomes President of Maker's Mark Distillery. That is a national nightmare we luckily won't have to face. While visiting the Mother's Milk Maker's Mark Distillery in Kentucky, Clinton suited up in order to hand-dip one of the bottles in the distinctive MM red wax, but when her visit came to an end she had not drunk any of the bourbon itself. Last time she (publicly) took a shot of whiskey it was Crown Royal--a Canadian whiskey. I guess American whiskey isn't good enough for Senator Clinton?? (Or perhaps she's not good enough for it??). Either way, that's just fine--all the more for us...


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