Concettina Died and Other Stories of the East Side

Spitzer Can Go To Hell, posted March 10, 2008 at 11:43 PM

Eliot Spitzer can go fuck himself, and pay himself $5500 for all I care. What a fucking disappointment. What a fucking waste.

Just when the Democrats are one seat away from finally retaking control of the State Senate. Just when his own progressive policy positions are beginning to take hold in a state that has been held hostage by the faux liberal positions of asshole Republicans like Giuliani, Pataki, and the worst of 'em all Michael Bloomberg. Just when we thought New York State finally had a chance to let a progressive light shine and help lead the country toward a better and brighter future.

Just when everything is finally going right, our asshole Governor can't keep it in his pants long enough to even pass his second goddamned budget. Eliot Spitzer should have resigned 12 hours ago when this story broke. What the hell is he still doing in office? He's thrown the state's politics into chaos--just at the very moment we were finally getting somewhere.

I don't care who people sleep with, and personally I think prostitution should not be illegal. But if you're the governor of a huge state in 21st-century America, DO NOT GO BUY YOURSELF A $6000 WHORE. How fucking hard is that to understand?! Did he think he wouldn't be caught?!?! Sorry, but I've had enough hubris from our elected officials. It's no wonder at all that people tune this shit out and focus on American Idol instead.

What a fucking waste. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

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