On my 33rd birthday, Paula and Laura plastered cut-outs of my head from old pictures all over a bar. It was embarrassing. People were sitting on my face on barstools, head-butting me as they walked through the door, being hypnotized by my beauty as they ordered their drinks. I recently found this old picture of a few friends molesting my image in various ways. I hope you like it as much as I was embarrassed. Click image for larger.