Fortune Correction™: Easy Edition, posted January 27, 2007 at 01:52 PM
In the comments of my last entry Pollymagoo requested that I correct two recent fortunes she's received. She also asks if it's bad to take two fortunes. Darling, you're twice as fortunate if you do--unless of course either or both of them say something along the lines of "You're about to be struck by a double-decker bus."
Anyway, Polly, the fortunes you received are odd indeed, but I think with a bit of correction we'll find that your love life--well, at least your sex life--is looking up indeed:
Good luck with that, Polly, and thanks for calling in!