New Feature: Fortune Correction™, posted January 23, 2007 at 10:35 PM
This entry is the first in which I will correct the fortunes found in cookies--the inane, the insane, the tangled, the mangled, the sour, the dour, and the boring messages that come wrapped in simple crunchy cookies.
From time to time I will present my own acquired fortunes, obtained at large Upper West Side dinners, at dirty Chinatown midnight excursions, through lazy any-time-of-day deliveries of cheap salty MSG meals. But please, dear reader, feel free to send me your own little fortunes, and I will gladly correct them for you. Free of charge.